My Accent

So this is going around on the net, so here are my answers with my "accent". I don't think I have one though ;-)

Your name.

How old are you?
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Where are you from?

What is your favorite color?

Pronounce the following words: aunt, roof, route, theater, iron, salmon, caramel, fire, water, New Orleans, pecan, both, again, probably, alabama, lawyer, coupon, mayonnaise, pajamas, caught, naturally, aluminum, tumblr, crackerjack, doorknob, envelope, polka dots, swag, LOL, papaya, penthouse, subtext, smile.

What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?

What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?

What do you call gym shoes?

What do you call your grandparents?

What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?

What is the thing you change the TV channel with?

What do you call a knitted winter hat?

What do you call the item of furnature in the living room that you sit on.

What do you call %3.25 milk?